literallybitchface:

*takes off sunglasses* you’re under arrest *takes off second pair of sunglasses* *continues to take off sunglasses. Its never ending. help Me

everyone follow my instagram so i look really cool and popular 

vanillish:

new leaf isn’t going to pay for itself

allkillernofiller:

ISN’T IT WEIRD LIKE YOU’RE READING THIS POST AND YOU COULD BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY OR IN THE SAME STREET AS ME BUT WE ARE ALL ON THIS WEBSITE AND WE ALL HAVE LIVES LIKE SOMEONE MAY BE FINDING OUT WHO THEIR REAL DAD IS TOMORROW OR SEEING THEIR FAVOURITE BAND OR SHAVING THEIR HAIR AND ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND YET WE ARE ALL JUST ON THIS WEBSITE IDK IT’S WEIRD LIKE A FOLLOWER IS A PERSON WITH THEIR OWN LIFE AND WORRIES AND EVERYTHING

loliconprince:

Wtf?my son is crying i think he might be a noob?please help

scenephase:

think about kevin jonas having sex

luigivanpeebles:

rabioheab:

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

slydig:

yourgrandmotherspenis:

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

porque no los dos?

i dont speak chinese